Ahoy Me Hearties!
Ye birdie is capable of becoming the most famous pirate companion in all the land!
Why don't ye let us help improve their bird speech with our scientific proven technology? We will get yer birdie talking up a storm in no time. No work required for ye, as we use pirated patented technology! Arrrrrrr! And don't ye be asking for any evidence or it be Davey Jones’ Locker for ye! Cause dead men tell no tales... Savvy?
Simply purchase an audio pack and play it while you are not at home, and yer birdie will be talking up a storm in no time! Savvy? Yer friends and family will be so impressed, and ye will be having a grand time!
Captain Blue Beard